8/15/2007 - Ladies and gentlemen... we are proud to announce that after a long hiatus escortserviceband.com is back online and the same as ever! Check out all the same content you have come to expect from your favorite site on the World Wide Web! Gaze in awe at our never-updated photos page with the same images from our 2005 performance that have always been there. We are escortserviceband.com. We are your rock, baby.

2/11/2007 - Hello, friends. How are you? Good. Don't miss the incomparable Flaccid & Domingo in a rare live performance at City Tavern on Thursday, March 1st, in the year of our Lord two-thousand and seven. They are good friends of the band.

1/3/2007 - Ben Tapia will be the Artist in Residence at Boca Tinta's Listening To every Thursday in January at Club Dada. Show starts promptly at 8pm. Doors open at 7pm. The line starts forming around noon. $5 cover. Go see it.

1/1/2007 - Happy New Year. Love, Your Escort Service.

11/12/2005 - Thanks to all of the bands and everyone who came out for the "Bit O' Brit" show at Liquid Lounge last night. The bands put on an incredible show and the night was a roaring success. Rumors abound of similar shows in Ft. Worth and Denton... Stay tuned!

08/24/2005 - 'Ello, kiddies! Well, the website is truckin' along. Just added some songs to the mp3s page. Check 'em out! We'll be in the studio in a few weeks... look for some new recordings come October. Rock.

07/11/2005 - Welcome to the official Escort Service band website! This site is under construction. Check back every 10 seconds for exciting updates. You don't want to miss 'em.